Talk about an offer I can't refuse! *rolls eyes*

[snapes_mistress]

I just got this message on myspace:

Hi, my name is steve, im 23. i recently split with my girlfriend who was a christan, we had been together since we were very young , since she didnt believe in sex before marrige this means i am a virgin. i want to start seeing girls but i am worried i will do something wrong.
Im looking for someone of your age that maybe could show me what to do so that i dont make a fool of myself when i have sex with my next girlfriend.

Anyway, i know thats a bit wierd, but i hope to hear back from you...

Steve


I replied telling him he'd won the Myspace Weirdo of the Month award.

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[ebeda.livejournal.com]

Although he is quite obviously a total nutjob, I have to admit he has some serious competition for MySpace Weirdo of the Month. That place is full of them. The only reason I haven't deleted/abandoned my account there is cos of the band/tour sites. Le sigh.

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I really only have it to keep up with friends from home. Real life friends. And my little Snape group. :D

I've actually gotten surprisingly few random e-mails from weirdos, since putting a disclaimer in my profile saying in big letters, I DO NOT MEET PEOPLE FROM THE INTERNET, ha ha. Guess this guy didn't bother to read it!

[mysticsong.livejournal.com]

I get tons of them for people supposedly looking to get married for citizenship. Well, not so many at my own profile, but I RP (half-heartedly since all my group didn't do ....) Sue Ellen Ewing from "Dallas". Even telling people "Not real, this is role play" doesn't enlighten them any. So sad. ;)

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that sounds even sadder than the messages I get!!!

Theres Dallas RPGs? Ha ha, that's too funny!

(I was born on the night the world found out who shot JR!)

[mysticsong.livejournal.com]

*grin* I was running one on myspace but my folks quit on me ... and they wouldn't stick to 'canon' Dallas at all. I'm not sure they'd actually seen past the first season or two... :D

So I gave up and hooked Sue Ellen up with Argus Filch who's being RP'd by a friend. *GRIN*

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA! My grandma used to watch that show.

Ewww, Filch!