Talk about an offer I can't refuse! *rolls eyes*

[snapes_mistress]

I just got this message on myspace:

Hi, my name is steve, im 23. i recently split with my girlfriend who was a christan, we had been together since we were very young , since she didnt believe in sex before marrige this means i am a virgin. i want to start seeing girls but i am worried i will do something wrong.
Im looking for someone of your age that maybe could show me what to do so that i dont make a fool of myself when i have sex with my next girlfriend.

Anyway, i know thats a bit wierd, but i hope to hear back from you...

Steve


I replied telling him he'd won the Myspace Weirdo of the Month award.