Talk about an offer I can't refuse! *rolls eyes*

[snapes_mistress]

I just got this message on myspace:

Hi, my name is steve, im 23. i recently split with my girlfriend who was a christan, we had been together since we were very young , since she didnt believe in sex before marrige this means i am a virgin. i want to start seeing girls but i am worried i will do something wrong.
Im looking for someone of your age that maybe could show me what to do so that i dont make a fool of myself when i have sex with my next girlfriend.

Anyway, i know thats a bit wierd, but i hope to hear back from you...

Steve


I replied telling him he'd won the Myspace Weirdo of the Month award.

Comments

[obliquity.livejournal.com]

$10 says he's like 63 and a gross, dirty old man. X(

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

Maybe. He had no picture or info, so who knows? Ha ha. Loser.

[obliquity.livejournal.com]

myspace scares me. O_o I don't go there anymore. LOL

[blinkilite.livejournal.com]

that's funny, but at the same time a bit creepy. it's like "hey, i just wanna sleep with you to learn stuff, not actually date you." what a dumbass. :P

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

I wonder if he approaches girls in real life with the same pick-up tactic. Ha ha, what a loser.

[ebeda.livejournal.com]

Although he is quite obviously a total nutjob, I have to admit he has some serious competition for MySpace Weirdo of the Month. That place is full of them. The only reason I haven't deleted/abandoned my account there is cos of the band/tour sites. Le sigh.

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I really only have it to keep up with friends from home. Real life friends. And my little Snape group. :D

I've actually gotten surprisingly few random e-mails from weirdos, since putting a disclaimer in my profile saying in big letters, I DO NOT MEET PEOPLE FROM THE INTERNET, ha ha. Guess this guy didn't bother to read it!

[mysticsong.livejournal.com]

I get tons of them for people supposedly looking to get married for citizenship. Well, not so many at my own profile, but I RP (half-heartedly since all my group didn't do ....) Sue Ellen Ewing from "Dallas". Even telling people "Not real, this is role play" doesn't enlighten them any. So sad. ;)

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that sounds even sadder than the messages I get!!!

Theres Dallas RPGs? Ha ha, that's too funny!

(I was born on the night the world found out who shot JR!)

[mysticsong.livejournal.com]

*grin* I was running one on myspace but my folks quit on me ... and they wouldn't stick to 'canon' Dallas at all. I'm not sure they'd actually seen past the first season or two... :D

So I gave up and hooked Sue Ellen up with Argus Filch who's being RP'd by a friend. *GRIN*

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA! My grandma used to watch that show.

Ewww, Filch!

[sometimeophelia.livejournal.com]

I don't have enough wierdo's in my life... send him my way let's see if he's as bad as some of the ones I've met...

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

Oh, are you voulunteering for the deflowerment? ;) I'll send him right over.

[sometimeophelia.livejournal.com]

I didn't say that... I'm just saying let's see if he can compete withmy wierdo's...

speaking of which... wasn't that someone's nickname in high school?

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

YES, that kid Matt who Laila used to like. He had long hair and always wore a NIN shirt. Kind of looked like Dave Grohl. Ha ha, I thought he was kinda cute, too. :D

But no, he's NOT the one I refuse to name. ;)

[sometimeophelia.livejournal.com]

dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna know... I'm thinking about going to see Erik's band in a few weeks


I know I know....

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

NOOOOO!!!! Oh god, what has happened to you? It's Erik I'm So Much Better Than You Huffman, for god's sake... plus, the band sucks.

[sometimeophelia.livejournal.com]

There is a reason that i put the i know i know... and i don't think his band sucks... I actually kinda like the music. I don't care if he was an Asshole in high school. You know some people do change from high school to college... I know I did. It's not about high school anymore.

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

Whatever. I'm a scorpio, and we hold grudges. ;)

I didn't change at all, I don't think. I think I'm pretty much the same.

[sometimeophelia.livejournal.com]

oh honey I did.. dear lord did I... I'd kill myself if I was the girl I was when i graduated high school

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

I would kill you, too. ;) I still have all our notes, you know...

[sometimeophelia.livejournal.com]

yeah yeah me too ;) they should go into the like the museum of TR history.. speaking of which did you know they are in the new school?

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and it looks like a prison.

[whipitgirl666.livejournal.com]

damn. I don't get hardly any of the freaks pulling those on myspace to me.

what am i doing wrong?? LOL

I have had the one from apparently some middle eastern guy claiming women are beautiful and how he worships them and wants to come to america. yeah, whatever. *pushes delete*

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it's because my username contains the word "mistress." But I don't mean it like they think I do!!!

[iluvstar4ever.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort* myspace really is scary.

[soundedmind.livejournal.com]

All I have to say is



Dot dot dot :/

[jubajr.livejournal.com]

So if lines like that worked, Pee Wee Herman wouldn't have had to be alone in the theatre.

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

Aw come on now, don't dis Pee Wee! I love him so.

[jubajr.livejournal.com]

I do too, especially in the movie Matilda. All I'm sayin' is if chicks really dug on cheesy lines like that, he could have found someone to be with instead. Maybe I could as well.

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

Ha ha. Am I supposed to feel sorry for you? ;)

[jubajr.livejournal.com]

no. Tis my life I live with.

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

I was only kidding. *feels bad*

[jubajr.livejournal.com]

sometimes i get a little depressed about the fact that I have not found that special someone yet. There is yet time, I am not dead.

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

I don't believe in the "there is someone out there for everyone" thing, but I wish you luck if that's what you want. :D

[jubajr.livejournal.com]

I don't know about there being a perfect someone or anything, mostly I'm looking for that someone who wants to be with me and whom I want to be with. For long term. Am I looking for forever? Not really, but more than a week definately. Maybe a few years, if it lasts longer, great. I'll start small and work my way up.

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

More than a week, ha ha. Yeah, I suppose that is a good starting goal. ;) If I see any British hotties, I'll send them your way.