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[snapes_mistress]

Dear Myspace webcam whores,

Will you kindly refrain from requesting to join my group? I banned you all and made group membership moderated, AND put up a clear disclaimer that half naked sluts who--under the guise of fat, hairy old men, no doubt--use Myspace only to whore out their slutty webcam sites to sexually frustrated teenage boys are NOT welcome and will not be approved. Apparently none of you even bother to read group descriptions. Stupid sluts. Do us all a favor and go slit your wrists. (And remember, it's "down the river," not "across the bridge" for best results. kthnx.)

Hoping you all get nasty STDs,
snapes_mistress




Sadly, I've yet to have any tea at all here. :(

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[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

Take it if you want, I didn't make it. :D You can credit discreetfluff.