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[snapes_mistress]

Dear Myspace webcam whores,

Will you kindly refrain from requesting to join my group? I banned you all and made group membership moderated, AND put up a clear disclaimer that half naked sluts who--under the guise of fat, hairy old men, no doubt--use Myspace only to whore out their slutty webcam sites to sexually frustrated teenage boys are NOT welcome and will not be approved. Apparently none of you even bother to read group descriptions. Stupid sluts. Do us all a favor and go slit your wrists. (And remember, it's "down the river," not "across the bridge" for best results. kthnx.)

Hoping you all get nasty STDs,
snapes_mistress




Sadly, I've yet to have any tea at all here. :(

Comments

[soundedmind.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww
I have sooo much tea!
*Give you all kinds of teas*


*Pets and sets the myspace whores on fire*

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

Yay, tea! Thanks for the fire setting. :D

[wish-girl.livejournal.com]

On a total unrelated note, and I'm sorry for this, I so love that icon. It cracks me up. XD
That song is just BEYOND appropriate for him after HBP. Yay.

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

Take it if you want, I didn't make it. :D You can credit discreetfluff.

[blinkilite.livejournal.com]

yeah, myspace is weird... i've been enjoying the bands and music profiles, but not the whore-ish ones. and I like your little tea comic. i'll have to send it to my mother-in-law... she's british, and prefers her tea "piping hot" to the point where we can't get it out in american restaurants because it's not hot enough (meaning it just comes out of the tap "hot" not boiling.) ^_^

[whipitgirl666.livejournal.com]

I mainly use my myspace www.myspace.com/whipitgirl for networking with bands/other promoters/etc. I very rarely get asked to add people of such nature. But when I do..I roll my eyes and clench my fist and drink some tea too!! lol

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

For some reason I've had a rash of weird messages lately, from those sluts and from strange guys...

[creamuts.livejournal.com]

*I hope you'll be left alone now by those cyber_bitches...!!!!*

[iluvstar4ever.livejournal.com]

I had tea this morning. It cured my headache.
But I'm still crazy.
And *I* happen to be one of those Half-naked myspace whores, thanks very much!

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

Heh. Yeah yeah, if you say so... ;)