Talk about an offer I can't refuse! *rolls eyes*

[snapes_mistress]

I just got this message on myspace:

Hi, my name is steve, im 23. i recently split with my girlfriend who was a christan, we had been together since we were very young , since she didnt believe in sex before marrige this means i am a virgin. i want to start seeing girls but i am worried i will do something wrong.
Im looking for someone of your age that maybe could show me what to do so that i dont make a fool of myself when i have sex with my next girlfriend.

Anyway, i know thats a bit wierd, but i hope to hear back from you...

Steve


I replied telling him he'd won the Myspace Weirdo of the Month award.

Comments

[jubajr.livejournal.com]

I do too, especially in the movie Matilda. All I'm sayin' is if chicks really dug on cheesy lines like that, he could have found someone to be with instead. Maybe I could as well.

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

Ha ha. Am I supposed to feel sorry for you? ;)

[jubajr.livejournal.com]

no. Tis my life I live with.

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

I was only kidding. *feels bad*

[jubajr.livejournal.com]

sometimes i get a little depressed about the fact that I have not found that special someone yet. There is yet time, I am not dead.

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

I don't believe in the "there is someone out there for everyone" thing, but I wish you luck if that's what you want. :D

[jubajr.livejournal.com]

I don't know about there being a perfect someone or anything, mostly I'm looking for that someone who wants to be with me and whom I want to be with. For long term. Am I looking for forever? Not really, but more than a week definately. Maybe a few years, if it lasts longer, great. I'll start small and work my way up.

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

More than a week, ha ha. Yeah, I suppose that is a good starting goal. ;) If I see any British hotties, I'll send them your way.