Talk about an offer I can't refuse! *rolls eyes*

[snapes_mistress]

I just got this message on myspace:

Hi, my name is steve, im 23. i recently split with my girlfriend who was a christan, we had been together since we were very young , since she didnt believe in sex before marrige this means i am a virgin. i want to start seeing girls but i am worried i will do something wrong.
Im looking for someone of your age that maybe could show me what to do so that i dont make a fool of myself when i have sex with my next girlfriend.

Anyway, i know thats a bit wierd, but i hope to hear back from you...

Steve


I replied telling him he'd won the Myspace Weirdo of the Month award.

Comments

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

Oh, are you voulunteering for the deflowerment? ;) I'll send him right over.

[sometimeophelia.livejournal.com]

I didn't say that... I'm just saying let's see if he can compete withmy wierdo's...

speaking of which... wasn't that someone's nickname in high school?

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

YES, that kid Matt who Laila used to like. He had long hair and always wore a NIN shirt. Kind of looked like Dave Grohl. Ha ha, I thought he was kinda cute, too. :D

But no, he's NOT the one I refuse to name. ;)

[sometimeophelia.livejournal.com]

dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna know... I'm thinking about going to see Erik's band in a few weeks


I know I know....

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

NOOOOO!!!! Oh god, what has happened to you? It's Erik I'm So Much Better Than You Huffman, for god's sake... plus, the band sucks.

[sometimeophelia.livejournal.com]

There is a reason that i put the i know i know... and i don't think his band sucks... I actually kinda like the music. I don't care if he was an Asshole in high school. You know some people do change from high school to college... I know I did. It's not about high school anymore.

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

Whatever. I'm a scorpio, and we hold grudges. ;)

I didn't change at all, I don't think. I think I'm pretty much the same.

[sometimeophelia.livejournal.com]

oh honey I did.. dear lord did I... I'd kill myself if I was the girl I was when i graduated high school

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

I would kill you, too. ;) I still have all our notes, you know...

[sometimeophelia.livejournal.com]

yeah yeah me too ;) they should go into the like the museum of TR history.. speaking of which did you know they are in the new school?

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and it looks like a prison.