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[snapes_mistress]

Ah ha ha ha, stolen from soundedmind

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Snapes_mistress!

1. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same snapes_mistress.


2. Snapes_mistress can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.


3. Snapes_mistress can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.


4. Snapes_mistress can sleep for three and a half years.


5. Snapes_mistress cannot be detected by infrared cameras!


6. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find snapes_mistress!


7. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is snapes_mistress.


8. Snapes_mistress was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!


9. Astronauts get taller when they are in snapes_mistress.


10. In her entire life, snapes_mistress will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.

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Comments

[meshell-mybell.livejournal.com]

[i]Snapes_mistress was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!

Astronauts get taller when they are in snapes_mistress.[/i]

Well, that green thing is great for a Slytherin. Oh yeah, I heard about the Astronauts thing. They say you make into bigger men.

I was rolling on the floor. This was great!

~Blue

[snapes-mistress.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I could actually sleep for three and a half years, too. :D

[jubajr.livejournal.com]

To be an astronaut...