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The new Beck album comes with phat ass stickers so you can customize the cover yourself. I'm using mine for other stuff though, they're way too cool to waste on a CD case. Especially the one of two horses mating. The album's pretty good too, though I don't think anything can top Guero.

I saw some handcuffs in a charity shop and wanted to use them with my extra PVC to make a handbag, but they're gone now. :( Now I'm on a mission to find handcuffs. Think I'm going to London on Saturday, so I bet I can find some there. Whether they'll be cheap enough for my pocketbook remains to be seen.

How come on the rare occasions that I get a zit, it's not just a zit, it's a volcano? I have damn near flawless skin (thanks for the genes, Mom!) but every once in a while one of these HUUUUUUGE face-deforming volcanos pops up. It's not like, red or gross like a normal zit. In fact, you wouldn't even notice it if it weren't for the fact that it literally sits a centimeter off my skin, like a freakin' mountain. There's one on my chin now, and it seriously looks like I have a wonky chin... one side is bigger than the other. And it HURTS. It actually woke me up in the middle of the night because I guess I rolled over onto it. More than you wanted to know, I'm sure, but someone out there must feel my pain, right? Ugh.

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So this guy...

http://okcupid.com/profile?tuid=14355669437006029816#

sent me the following message...

Your cherry lips are delectable. I really loved your profile. I've never seen such natural beauty before, for if I merely possessed the wings of a Seraphic Angel then I would soar over this great pond just to see your smile of spring this very morning. Your beauty is one which is unparallelled in this universe. You sound a romantic yet I thought this had perished in modern day women. Hope at last maybe? maybe, maybe not. I loved your taste & life's aim's & views. Your an inspiration to this poet. If I have publish my works then I may write a poem about you one day & place it within it, naming it "The mystery".
I would sincerely be delighted if you would give this enlgish gentleman a moment of your time one day to maybe converse. I would care to stay in touch: but of course that has to be the women's choice aswel.

Thankyou for reading this & my warmest of summer regards


An English Poet x

Wow, I don't even know where to start on that one... "The Mystery" ha ha ha. If he's gonna be a poet, he better learn some basic grammar, that's for damn sure.

I sound romantic? Wow he obviously so read my profile. I'm sure this is a generic message he sent to every woman in the UK. :P Loser. Well, I suppose it's better than a marriage proposal from a random Indian dude, or some pervert asking me to watch him wank on his webcam.

And check out the man-gina action on his profile pics... HA HA HA HA.