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Jun. 6th, 2006 11:13 pmI feel kind of sorry for this guy. His journal entry was on up the Okcupid homepage... this is what it says...
I am a sexual technique therapist but never get sex myself. thats why i study it. i have made love to women several times over the last 20 years but only 5 times since i turned 18 have i actualy had intercorse. twice were professional prostitutes in england in 87, one in portland oregon in 88. one with a person a met through the sca in 88 and once with an aranged date with a neighbot in 94. its been so seldome and so long i have forgotten what its like so i may as well be a vergine. I think i mifgt as well have been one. i had sex maybe a half dozen times before i turned 20 so less than a dozen times totaly. the few wome i have been with since has never been more than once or twice and consisted totaly of my oraly stimulating them and giving intimate massage without any use of my penis at all.
Well, after a journal entry like that, my curiosity just HAD to be sated. So I looked at his profile. Here is a link... look at his pics. Especially the last one. No wonder the dude can't get laid!
http://okcupid.com/profile?u=myrddinstarhawk
All I can say is, live long and prosper, dude. But I don't think that costume is doing you any favors. :P And that apartment? Gag. He looks like the type of dude who speaks Elvish fluently.
(I only use Okcupid to take the quizzes, by the way. I promise I'm not the type to use an internet dating service, ha ha.)
Well Nicki called me tonight, and suggested that I come live with her in Germany for 3 months when I leave England. Apparently, the other au pair she works with is leaving in November. It's a nice thought, and would be fun. Part of me thinks, why the hell not? I've been to the house and met the people. The house is HUGE, 4 stories. There are no kids, just a dog. Ha ha. (But it's a BIG dog!) The work is minimal, just cleaning up the house, cooking lunch, and making sure someone is at home if the couple go out at night or on vacation. It would be great to live with Nicki again. And I'd have 3 more months before I'd have to come back home. And I'd get to experience a different country and culture for a decent chunk of time.
Cons: The people are a little nutty. The wife is pretty cool, but the husband is weird. I got along with them fine, and they told Nicki they really liked me, but I dunno if I want to live with a pathological (albeit harmless) liar for 3 months. (That would be the weird husband.) I don't speak any German. It would also mean the loss of 3 months I could theoretically be employed in a "real" job and saving money in the states. So... hmmm. I'll think about it. I might spend Christmas there with Nicki in any case, if I can afford it.
So the Sea Monkey orgy stopped rather abruptly this afternoon. One minute they were all gettin' it on like bunnies, and the next they weren't. It was weird. Did they time it like that?
Know what's cool about England? Toiletries are super cheap. You can get shampoo, conditioner, shower gel, face wash, makeup remover, toothpaste, and some lotion for like, £6. Not even the store-brand stuff either, good brands. In the States that would cost more like 10-15 bucks or more, depending on what brand you got. Even considering the exchange rate, that's super cheap. Groceries are cheap here, too. Fruit and vegetables cost nothing. In the US, they're crazy expensive. Tomatoes over there are like 3 bucks a pound. Maybe that's why so many Americans are fat. Cause the healthy food costs too much. Although there are plenty of fat English people too, so maybe not. ;)
I am a sexual technique therapist but never get sex myself. thats why i study it. i have made love to women several times over the last 20 years but only 5 times since i turned 18 have i actualy had intercorse. twice were professional prostitutes in england in 87, one in portland oregon in 88. one with a person a met through the sca in 88 and once with an aranged date with a neighbot in 94. its been so seldome and so long i have forgotten what its like so i may as well be a vergine. I think i mifgt as well have been one. i had sex maybe a half dozen times before i turned 20 so less than a dozen times totaly. the few wome i have been with since has never been more than once or twice and consisted totaly of my oraly stimulating them and giving intimate massage without any use of my penis at all.
Well, after a journal entry like that, my curiosity just HAD to be sated. So I looked at his profile. Here is a link... look at his pics. Especially the last one. No wonder the dude can't get laid!
http://okcupid.com/profile?u=myrddinstarhawk
All I can say is, live long and prosper, dude. But I don't think that costume is doing you any favors. :P And that apartment? Gag. He looks like the type of dude who speaks Elvish fluently.
(I only use Okcupid to take the quizzes, by the way. I promise I'm not the type to use an internet dating service, ha ha.)
Well Nicki called me tonight, and suggested that I come live with her in Germany for 3 months when I leave England. Apparently, the other au pair she works with is leaving in November. It's a nice thought, and would be fun. Part of me thinks, why the hell not? I've been to the house and met the people. The house is HUGE, 4 stories. There are no kids, just a dog. Ha ha. (But it's a BIG dog!) The work is minimal, just cleaning up the house, cooking lunch, and making sure someone is at home if the couple go out at night or on vacation. It would be great to live with Nicki again. And I'd have 3 more months before I'd have to come back home. And I'd get to experience a different country and culture for a decent chunk of time.
Cons: The people are a little nutty. The wife is pretty cool, but the husband is weird. I got along with them fine, and they told Nicki they really liked me, but I dunno if I want to live with a pathological (albeit harmless) liar for 3 months. (That would be the weird husband.) I don't speak any German. It would also mean the loss of 3 months I could theoretically be employed in a "real" job and saving money in the states. So... hmmm. I'll think about it. I might spend Christmas there with Nicki in any case, if I can afford it.
So the Sea Monkey orgy stopped rather abruptly this afternoon. One minute they were all gettin' it on like bunnies, and the next they weren't. It was weird. Did they time it like that?
Know what's cool about England? Toiletries are super cheap. You can get shampoo, conditioner, shower gel, face wash, makeup remover, toothpaste, and some lotion for like, £6. Not even the store-brand stuff either, good brands. In the States that would cost more like 10-15 bucks or more, depending on what brand you got. Even considering the exchange rate, that's super cheap. Groceries are cheap here, too. Fruit and vegetables cost nothing. In the US, they're crazy expensive. Tomatoes over there are like 3 bucks a pound. Maybe that's why so many Americans are fat. Cause the healthy food costs too much. Although there are plenty of fat English people too, so maybe not. ;)
